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心痛的回憶,小紅住院始末

Published by Julius Han under on 上午9:48

心痛的回憶,小紅住院始末
肇事逃逸?高義,你他媽雜碎!


上星期天(10/15),帶著妹以及朋友去出外景。
                                                                               
當下午拍完以後,正準備上高速公路回家...
                                                                               
因為外景真的很累,所以在上高速公路前,想在路旁的 7-Eleven 買個飲料解渴。
                                                                               
就把車停在對街,問了朋友要喝什麼,
                                                                               
就把朋友都留在車上,我走路過馬路去對街買飲料
                                                                               
(引擎沒熄火、打P檔、拉手煞車)
                                                                               
當我在小七結帳的時候,突然聽到有人在討論外面有車禍
                                                                               
當下我覺得應該沒什麼,那個路口車流量還頗大的
                                                                               
結果當我走出小七的門口

靠XX,我的小紅屁股怎麼爛掉了,那是我的小紅嗎?
                                                                               
大家都在看、都在討論... 只有我說不出話來

我呆了,真的呆了!!
                                                                               
撞擊點在左後大燈一帶,
                                                                               
後保桿(左邊)、後車門(左邊)、左後大燈、左後葉子板都爛了
                                                                               
車車還被往前頂,頂了停放在前面的白色天王星
                                                                               
也因此連帶左前大燈變形、前保桿破裂、左前葉子板小『走鐘』
                                                                               
右邊的葉子板去磨到牆壁,掉漆...
                                                                                                                                                      
2 月底才牽的 Swift,跑了 74xx km 還沒有異音、固定自己洗車、打蠟
                                                                               
疼得不得了的小紅... 左邊屁股被開苞了...
                                                                               
還好車上的朋友都沒事... 肇事者呢?

跑了!!! 標準的下三爛人渣(應該施以炮烙、魚鱗剮之邢)
                                                                               
還好車上的朋友夠鎮定,幫我記了車號
                                                                               
馬上打電話給警察,去他X的,原來警察局竟然只有 300 公尺之遙,有夠倒楣
                                                                               
接著趕快聯絡保險公司(還好有車體險)
                                                                               
在警察來前,因為我有帶相機,所以想先自己拍起來多一分證據
                                                                               
當我嘗試開後車廂的時候,剖拉一聲,左後燈掉了下來
                                                                               
更~~~ 真的很像在演電影
                                                                               
當下... 我笑了... 超營養大機排~~~ 那是心裡淌血的笑
                                                                               
在警局作了筆錄,問了警伯有沒有監視錄影帶(我認為那個路口有)
                                                                               
結果警伯跟我講那支壞了...(很OX,但是不意外)
                                                                               
因為對方肇事逃逸,只找到車主資料,警伯打去車主家是越南老婆接的

也只有雞同鴨講的份...
                                                                               
於是警伯跟我說會派員到車主家
                                                                               
於是,在我的筆錄、酒測都做完後,跟警伯要了一些資料,
                                                                               
就先請我媽開車來帶我朋友回家了,我跟我爸開我的小紅回家
                                                                               
(還好我的小紅開起來還是順的、也沒有異樣、還是沒有異音 orz)
                                                                               
一路上我一直咒罵這個逃逸的人渣(我覺得人渣不足以形容了)
                                                                               
晚上連吃飯的心情也都沒了...
                                                                               
隔天,跟保險公司做完文字作業後,就把我的小紅給嚕到太子去了...
                                                                               
同一天,警伯也找到肇事者了
                                                                               
警伯打去我家,但是我在上班,於是警伯讓她跟我媽講
                                                                               
肇事者一再道歉,但是...

肇事者跟我媽虎爛有跟我講:『他朋友的老木要死了,要去幫忙,有跟我說要先離開』
                                                                               
我後來聽我媽這樣描述,我真的是龜LP火,馬上打去警局幹繳!!
                                                                               
去你X的,你不知道我車上還有兩個證人吧!!
                                                                               
我車子貼 3M 8803,你看不到裡面,但是我車上的證人可是把你看得很清楚
                                                                               
你根本就是直接逃逸了,再者,你朋友老木死了也不干我的事!!
                              &nb

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